Thursday, March 18, 2010

David Thorne on Easter

David Thorne's son brought home a permission slip for a class trip to an Easter play. Hilarity ensues.

It's long, but well worth the read.



Some highlights:

"As I trust my offspring's ability to separate fact from fantasy, I am happy for him to participate in your indoctrination process on the proviso that all references to 'Jesus' are replaced with the term 'Purportedly Magic Jew.'"

"...I am actually torn between two faiths; while your god's promise of eternal life is very persuasive, the Papua New Guinean mud god, Pikkiwoki, is promising a pig and as many coconuts as you can carry."



I'd point out more, but I don't want to give it all away. Read it yourself!

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